For the sake of preserving the humor/'corny-ness,' I am writing the following conversation in Tagalog (With Eng translation).
C: 'Tol, ba't daw na-cancel yung The Killers? (T/n: Dude, why did The Killers [concert] get canceled?)
S: Ah, kasi parang yung issue sa Eraser Heads. Maddisband na din sila. (T/n: Similar to Eraser Head's issue. They are disbanding.)
C (The hardcore Killers fan): Oh? Eh?!!! Seryoso?! Hindi nga?! Niloloko mo lang ako eh... (T/n: Seriously?! You've gotta be kidding me!)
S: Oo nga kasi. (T/n: I'm telling you, it's true.)
Me to C: Iiyak na yan.... (T/n: She's gonna cry....)
C: Leave me alone!
Me: Okay lang yan. Kung madisband din naman ang NEWS, iiyak ako. Hehe (T/n: It's okay. If NEWS were disbanding, I'll cry too. Hehe)
*Ehem*Joke Time!
(Note: I'm not translating this in English. It would be senseless to do so. ;p)
Me: 'Tol, alam ko na kung bakit sila maddisband.
C & A: Oh, bakit?
Me: Kasi makukulong na sila. "Killers" kasi sila eh. Hehehe
C & A: WTF?! Nakaka-BV ka!!! Ang corny mo!!
A: Sabi na nga ba eh.
Me: Sus, natawa naman kayo!
Joke Time *A's revenge*
A: 'Tol, alam mo ba yung NEWS...
Me: ?
A: Na-BALITA! Hehe
Me: HA.HA.
Joke Time *yet again*
Me: Alam nyo ba yung L'arc~en~ciel?
C & A: Oh?
Me: Madidisband na din daw.
C & A: Eto na naman....
Me: Nag-TAGO daw kas si HYDE! Hehehe
C & A: Lika, uwi na tayo.
Our everyday life conversation.
Our everyday life syndrome.